#if this works

[apollos-boyfriend]

HOW THE FUCK

[thelawfulchaotic]

The absolutely unhinged conversation I’m having with my vet

Me: I’m not a scientist or a doctor or a veterinarian, and I have no relevant expertise, but if you asked me — and let me be clear, no one asked me — I think my cat should have a fecal transplant.

Veterinarian: Interesting. I’ve never done that. I wouldn’t even know where to source the feces.

Me: Cool. Assuming we overcome that problem, would you like to try.

Veterinarian: Maybe?

Me: I’ll pay cash.

[kineticallyanywhere]

oh hello???

scribbled the name out for safety but it does have most of the bot red flags

[felucians]

chat i'm down bad i'm rizzing up gambit cosplayers

[applejongho]

no bc i have felt SOOOOO fucking useless for this senior design project like i adore my group members but ive felt so useless and this has ELIMINATED my imposter syndrome HELLO?????????????????

[iknownothing583]

The difference between twitter and tumblr is that one is a hellsite that excepts it, and the other will move heaven and hell to claim it isn't a hellsite

We all know which is which

[hunted-moth]

I have asks on btw

I’m in mobile and the ‘ask me’ thing doesn’t show up

So yeah it’s on I have idea if it shows up though lol

[acutecoral]

Get checkmark'd, idiot

And maybe, tumblr can give me what is rightfully gifted to me

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[mymanyfandomramblings]

me and my next-gen fic involving a multiversal crossover with a seperate set of next-gens, and two OCs with the same name

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[miggylol]

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations